- me: got a line on anythign new
- i'd hit the chalet at duffmall
- Edward: hahaha
- I'd do that too
- haven't chaleted in years
- me: let it be so
- just watched extended Return of the King
- want to sup on an animal with mine hands
- Edward: Wench! A horn of gravy! Soud!
- me: by the gods, woman! this bird's skin is denser than the prose of a bombadil
- Edward: one does not simply reserve a table in Mordor
- me: fillet, you fools!
- Edward: your spritzers are not late, they arrive precisely when they are intended to
- me: fuuuuuuuuuck
- Is my meat whitened?
- (Yes)
- Not nearly whitened enough
- Edward: Waiter, what's "taters"?
