January 2010
31 posts
Watchyou know it’s the future when begging for 10 dollars on the internet has gotten this eye-rubbingly casual. time and space are being bent so buddy can do the dew at 11 in the morning
Golden Palace featured three of the four characters from The Golden Girls moving out of their original home, and operating an upscale hotel called The Golden Palace.
Episode 11: Blanche and Roland (Don Cheadle) have a disagreement over a Confederate flag hung on the front desk.
Episode 12: Chuy (Cheech Marin) has an A Christmas Carol-esque nightmare about Rose, Blanche, and Sophia.
Episode 15:...
wikipedia non-sequitors vol 1: rose nylund of...
Rose suffered from a number of health problems during the course of the show, most notably a massive heart attack during the show’s final season. In one episode, it was also indicated that Rose had been addicted to painkillers for many years, having been prescribed a drug many years earlier after a farm injury. Also, in an episode entitled “72 Hours,” Rose is informed that a...
Patty: (Picking up Martin) Come here, my little boy!
Amy: He has a look on his face like "God help me"
Patty: God can't help you now, precious boy!
it would be difficult for this to be any more... →
libby: this one feels like having a learner's permit at 15.5 and driving to work at hot topic:
http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=SulKPvLiwkE
lee: hahahahahha lemme see if i remember
oh yeah that sounds about right
oh yeah that sounds like downloading cyberpunk skins for winamp
libby: WINAMP SKINS
IF YOU COULD SUM UP MY TEEN YEARS IN TWO WORDS IT WOULD BE "WINAMP SKINS"
lahlsim
me: i've got a crush on that broad's aura
are you done grad school
emilie: yeah i have a thing for her eighth chakra
me: wanna show her my third eye face
emilie: i wanna give her yoga fire
me: wanna mortar her pestle
wanna watch mystic pizza w her
FUCK.
i just woke up for good.
emilie: i want to do this to her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Y7HjZCRfo
just for a minute!
me: ;asolpdj;sdhlvi;adhvl;asdkl;asdf
10,000 times funnier because it is the story of the past 4 minutes of this gmail chat
emilie: wanna take u higher
yeah let's meet in chicago in a month
i'm going to unconscious my slaf
me: cool i'll scope some chicago memes for then
later mom
emilie: later lucidity
i just said to my pillow, don't shoot till you see the whites of my eyes
have you ever seen an inanimate object shrug
